I’m just waiting for the damned cable guy to come for his twice monthly look see into why the cable isn’t working now.
Kickin’ it old school: Psych
What Happens in Freedom, Stays in Freedom by scribblinlenore. Hilarious and hot and hot and hot and hilarious. Shawn/Lassie
Promiscuous by Rispacooper. Shawn/Adam Hornstock from waaaaaay back in the 1st season. I want to kiss this fic right on its beautiful face.
Occupational Hazards by Regann Will give you a wallsex kink if you don’t already have one. This fic is on FIRE with hot.
-My Sharona by senor_coconut_1 and rispacooper. This is COMPLETE crack that plays off every fic cliche in the book, but there’s sexxin’. Shawn/Lassie
-Because I Have Spent My Day Watching Psych by basingstoke. No sexxin’ happens onscreen, but this is a hilarious exchange between Shawn and Gus about Shawn’s new thing with Lassie.
Eureka (I’ll never let go, Nathan Stark)
Science Made Them Do It by Auntie_Climatic. There are very few shows that can get away with the old Science Made Us Do It excuse and Eureka is definitely at the top of the list. Jack/Nathan. Hot and hilarious.
Stuck On You by Serene_Quill. One of Fargo’s inventions goes awry and Jack and Nathan are stuck together. Also VERY HOT.
Anderson Heroically Sacrifices Himself for the Team. YE GODS. This is hilarious.
Impropriety Be Damned by ptelefone. Written for the prompt “Having sex on the floor of John’s room while Mrs. Hudson and Mycroft are downstairs.” DYING of the hotness of this fic.
Oh, But You’re An Explosion—by mardia “The thing that’s confusing John is the look on Sherlock’s face—it’s the expression John’s privately taken to calling his ‘detecting face’, but it’s been a while since Sherlock’s turned it on him.” (tom hiddleston oh yes.gif) this is fucking hot
from the kink_meme-someone wanted Sherlock arranging it so Sarah walks in on John and Sherlock on the floor. And since sarah is the spitting image of my hack bitch cuntrag sister, I think it’s not only hot, but brilliant.
Undercurrents by Entangled_now I’ve just come to accept that tangles can write about just about anything and turn it into an instant kink. This is no exception.
Pickpocket Sexting by tatles—It’s kind of Sherlock/Anthea, but more Mycroft/Anthea and it’s 100% hot
Mayhem (allstate commercials)—Come on. You know those commercials are hot
In Good Hands by havent_got_a_clue Turning one of his early catchphrases (Mayhem is coming) on its head. Sexy ass motherfucker that he is.
Criminal Minds (I warn you, I am a Hotch/Reid girl all the way)
Triggers and Ties by kuriadalmatia Multi-part and beautiful
Dirty Talk by recrudescence—Hotch has a dirty mouth!
Blindly Snap the Broken Beats by havent_got_a_clue and rispacooper is there anything better than a teasing, cocky Reid and a Hotch in fear of losing control?
Make of it What You Will by Mydeira Everything ever tells me that I should HATE Gwen and Owen, but holymammajamma, the chemistry between those two was amazing and this fic just sets it on FIRE.
The Rules of Torchwood 3 by Sam_storyteller and ak_alterego HILARIOUS. I love this so much.
The Thick Of It—all pairings are Malcolm/Jamie unless stated otherwise
Commute by nomness Holy BALLS. I love it when Jamie takes control
Priest!fic by serriadh more of Jamie taking control…this time with his big blue eyes
Two’s Company by itchy_stitches Malcolm/Jamie/Ollie and it’s beautiful and heartbreaking and sexy
A Fucking Christmas Carol by havent_got_a_clue No pairing, but Malc as Scrooge and Jamie in a surprising role in a comedic take on the old classic
I’ll Take Manhattan by honeyfitz absolute perfection. Gorgeous gorgeous GORGEOUS.
Thor/Iron Man/Captain America/general Avengers
Of Mischief and Misbegotten Moments Loki/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark. IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT MY PANTS ON FIRE FROM THIS FIC?!!
Don’t Think About Elephants by hatefloats Loki/Thor. Nothing much. Just an insanely hot blowjob. INSANELYHOTBLOWJOB.
X-Men First Class (It’s so new that most of you are actively following the comms, but I want to post at least one)
Wisteria Erik/Charles and beautiful
And I’ll end it old school—Heroes
Visitations by entangled_now Peter/Claude/Bennett. UHSDKFSKDNFNDhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggg.
#waiting for Comcast is a bitch #even more so when Comcast breaks twice a month without fail #and they are always late for the appointments #on the upside, I haven’t had to pay a full bill since January. #But I’d really just like to watch White Collar now.