Just posting my entire portfolio to ease my anxiety of pushing the button to turn it in
The Hipster’s Lament
You think you’re so damned trendy-
skinny jeans and plaid.
Trucker hats and vinyl,
oh, aren’t you just so RAD?
Well, world, I gotta tell ya,
I did all that cool stuff first.
Gotye and Absinthe,
now they are the worst.
Everything I’m into
you take it as your own.
You sell it at Hot Topic
and that I can’t condone.
You’ve stolen all the things I love
and made them so mainstream.
I have nothing cool to live for
and it makes me want to scream.
There is nothing left to eat or drink
or wear or watch or hear.
You’ve ruined everything I love-
for that I shed a tear.
I’d kill myself to end this pain.
It’s not as easy at it seems.
There are more folks dead than living.
It would make ME too mainstream.
Warning: Once you hear this song, it’s in your head five-ever.
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