Found this in the parking lot at the mall. I think someone wanted to know if you could get pregnant from anal (I tried to blur out names to protect the innocent).
I think this proves you can. And that Sherlock and Watson are DEFINITELY doing it.
I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD
I’M DYING
I was chuckling until I got to Anderson. Then I peed myself.
“Lucien, you have heard the term ‘making love?’” —Christopher Moore. Sacré Bleu
“Yes, Papa, like when you and Maman are kissing and tickling and laughing, Régine said that is what you were doing.”
Père Lessard swallowed hard. It was a small apartment, but he always thought the children were asleep when—That spiteful woman and her giggling. “Yes, that’s right. Well, rape is the opposite. It is making hate.
Threesome? Double Penetration? Cleaning the pipes? In MY Liquid Plumr commercial?
I approve. I’m going to go clog a drain just so I can buy some of this.
Spotted while perusing the exercise section on my Comcast OnDemand menu.
Am I the only one who thinks this is less about spandex, heavy breathing, working up a sweat, and getting your ass into shape and more about spandex, heavy breathing, working up a sweat, and getting your ass into shape?
This whole skydiving sex video that's going around.... →
Ladies. Ladies. Ladies. I’m here today to talk about faking orgasms. Which this chick obviously does. In addition to faking pleasure.
Ladies. Don’t do this. We are all sexy creatures and we deserve to have pleasure and we are too good to fake it. If you are as obviously fake as this girl, your partner is going to know it and if he/she cares, he/she’s going to be upset that he/she isn’t really pleasing you and if he/she doesn’t care, he/she’s an ass and you shouldn’t be giving him/her the pleasure that you aren’t getting. Also, your partner is never going to learn how to really please you if you pretend that every move gives you the orgasm of a lifetime.
And if you sound like this girl, you sound like a moron. No lie. You sound stupid. Don’t be this girl. She sets women back at least 100 years. And maybe 100 IQ points.
Also, don’t have sex with a guy like that. He’s a total douchebag.
In fact, wear a condom or at least rubber gloves while watching this video, because I’m pretty sure you’ll get crabs infested with the herp just watching these two.
Way better than when yearbook staff invented a one “Phil Minutz” and inserted him into random places in the yearbook.
I like to call this the “Loki caresses the pillar as he walks around it because he is made of pure sex” gif
Wait… what?
lol. Loki/Tom just gets to make all the SEXY and HOT entrances in “Thor” - Thor/Chris doesn’t even get any. :P
