So I was watching a Chinese black market copy of The Avengers with subtitles. [x]
XIE LIANG, PLEASE PUT DOWN THE SPEAR
Goal Completed
Eyeliner and bait. There’s a fic here and I need it to happen.
What Sam REALLY did to get the funding for Project Quantum Leap.
OMFG, a RADIO for the SHOWER?!! I wonder what would happen if I sent this coupon in now.
Wait, is Shield still a soap?
Wait, did SHIELD get funding by making soap in the 80s?
Did Sam Becket ever work for SHIELD?
Pajiba:Year of the Archer (Jennifer Lawrence and Jeremy Renner porn) →
One thing they forgot: they are both left handed.
I know they aren’t real archers, but the hotness is attracting more people for me to shoot with, so give them credit.
I’d still fuck that.
Seconded.
Kind of ashamed to say I find that dinosaur GIF highly arousing.
Of course it is!
Just look at him!
Hands, arms, face, that tongue.
Plus all things dinosaurs are hot.
That time Barton and Coulson roleplayed Jurassic Park.
Clint creeping in the bushes, stalking Coulson playing Robert Muldoon. He’s wearing a hat and everything. Coulson eyes him from a distance, a smile creeps up on his face. “Clever Girl,” he drawls out. Clint darts out from the bush and rushes upon him, devouring him…in a totally different way than the original velociraptor did, of course.
Nick Fury watches the CCTV from his office. Tony and Bruce are chatting outside, eager to show him something or another they have invented. He calls them in with a chuckle, motioning them to see what he is seeing. But he feels he should give them a heads up to what they are about to bear witness: “Hold on to your butts.”
Just so everyone can see Clark Gregg make out with another guy in real time with audio, here’s the video of it. It’s…it’s beautiful.
WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT????
IS THAT CLARK GREGG??
WHAT IS THIS FROM?
IS THIS FROM THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE??
Finally, we see the Cellist.
OMG THE FUCKING CELLIST!!!!
HEADCANON ACCEPTED.
SON OF COUL HAD A CELLIST BOYFRIEND.
Awww, poor Clint
