alternate title: girls who don’t know shit about the sport looking like retards
Hadn’t practiced in a month (thanks to the holidays). Think I still did ok.
ARCHERY http://bit.ly/UAeXDE
ARCHERY: looks nothing like this moron up there. Stance is all wrong, draw is all wrong. This isn’t archery.
Stop degrading my sport and fucking up the archery tag with this shit.
Hello, I’m the Unnatural Disaster and I cannot aim my bow to the upper left for shit. If I ever confront you with the intent to murder you, that’s where you want to go to live through it, ok?
Martha Padmore of Barbados prepares to shoot an arrow during a training session in Medellin, where archers are competing in the 2012 Olympics qualifiers, April 22, 2012. (via Photo from Reuters Pictures)
Go into the archery tag and take a drink every time a new archer declares “I am Katniss” or posts a pic of their bruises like it’s something of which to be proud.
Chug if he or she posts a pic of him-or-herself with a too high elbow, too short draw, hips pushed out, or forward stance instead of side stance. Finish it off if someone posts a naked girl with a bow and she’s doing all those things.we’ll be drunk in 3 minutes
I swear if I see/hear ONE MORE BITCH say “IM KATNISS” ONE MORE TIME. THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE THEIR ARMS.
ARE THE ODDS IN YOUR FAVOR NOW?!
God damned stupid ass bone collector arrows. First the nocks are SHIT and now I completely crack one. Pieces of SHIT. I did this with a RECURVE, by the way.
Archery with a hangover.
broke yet ANOTHER nock on a Bonecrusher arrow. That’s 4/6 now. They SUCK. Do NOT use them because I can’t find nocks for them ANYWHERE.
Nothing like a few hours at the range putting holes in targets left there by previous shooters to really inspire a girl. Ahem. Tags.
King Henry V vs. The Archery Club by ~EGLemming
a new series from me featuring these gif comic things of king henry doing stuff. enjoy
