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Hadn’t practiced in a month (thanks to the holidays). Think I still did ok.
ARCHERY: looks nothing like this moron up there. Stance is all wrong, draw is all wrong. This isn’t archery.
Stop degrading my sport and fucking up the archery tag with this shit.
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Fucking Five Spot targets…two hours at the range and it’s, like, bulls eye center! Bulls eye lower left! Bulls eye lower right! Bulls eye upper right! Lather! Rinse! Repeat! The upper left? Man, it’s like there was a force field over it.
Hello, I’m the Unnatural Disaster and I cannot aim my bow to the upper left for shit. If I ever confront you with the intent to murder you, that’s where you want to go to live through it, ok?
Hey, archers, let’s play a drinking game.
Go into the archery tag and take a drink every time a new archer declares “I am Katniss” or posts a pic of their bruises like it’s something of which to be proud.
Chug if he or she posts a pic of him-or-herself with a too high elbow, too short draw, hips pushed out, or forward stance instead of side stance. Finish it off if someone posts a naked girl with a bow and she’s doing all those things.
we’ll be drunk in 3 minutes
God damned stupid ass bone collector arrows. First the nocks are SHIT and now I completely crack one. Pieces of SHIT.
I did this with a RECURVE, by the way.
Archery with a hangover.
broke yet ANOTHER nock on a Bonecrusher arrow. That’s 4/6 now. They SUCK. Do NOT use them because I can’t find nocks for them ANYWHERE.
I was a little angry during target practice today.
But it felt so good.
Nothing like a few hours at the range putting holes in targets left there by previous shooters to really inspire a girl.