Unnatural Disaster

Mar 19
One wasn’t enough to express my feelings on the matter.

One wasn’t enough to express my feelings on the matter.

Mar 19
Rifftrax released a template. I got a little too excited.

Rifftrax released a template. I got a little too excited.

Feb 04
A random Mike Nelson appears. This must be what John Green fans feel like when he randomly shows up in a post.

A random Mike Nelson appears. This must be what John Green fans feel like when he randomly shows up in a post.

Feb 01
For everyone who went to Rifftrax Live last night for the encore of Plan 9 From Outer Space…now you can wear Tor Johnson on your thong (or anywhere else…they even have Criswell Predicts stuff).

And may I take this opportunity to say that Mike Nelson gets better and better looking as the years go on? He was pretty hot in ‘09 when they did this, but he was twice as hot for Birdemic and Manos a few months ago.
And nothing, NOTHING, is more adorable than Bill and Kevin trying not to crack up (also? Pretty handsome dudes as well)

For everyone who went to Rifftrax Live last night for the encore of Plan 9 From Outer Space…now you can wear Tor Johnson on your thong (or anywhere else…they even have Criswell Predicts stuff).

And may I take this opportunity to say that Mike Nelson gets better and better looking as the years go on? He was pretty hot in ‘09 when they did this, but he was twice as hot for Birdemic and Manos a few months ago.

And nothing, NOTHING, is more adorable than Bill and Kevin trying not to crack up (also? Pretty handsome dudes as well)

Oct 30
Oct 26
dayruiner:

Do you want to lick my shoulder-squirrel? 

dayruiner:

Do you want to lick my shoulder-squirrel? 

Oct 25

… such as seals

Aug 16

pundercracker:

“Norman put the ‘Lovable Loser’ in ‘Completely Unlovable Loser”

Aug 16

RIFFTRAX

Why, Mike Nelson, you looked positively fuckable tonight.

Aug 16

IT’S RIFFTRAX LIVE TONIGHT, BITCHES!!!!

Sep 28

lukethreepwood:

Oh God, laughing so hard.

I loved Thor, and I love Rifftrax, so this is a win-win for me!

Aug 24
He was amazing at last week’s RiffTrax.

He was amazing at last week’s RiffTrax.

Aug 19
annefrankzappa:

Fuck yeah.

SEIZE THE BONE.

annefrankzappa:

Fuck yeah.

SEIZE THE BONE.

Aug 19
I haven’t been this creeped out by a short film since I saw Magic Journeys at Disneyland. Which, by the way, was about 20 years too dated when I was a kid.

I haven’t been this creeped out by a short film since I saw Magic Journeys at Disneyland. Which, by the way, was about 20 years too dated when I was a kid.

Aug 17

Just got back from Rifftrax Live

It was awesome. Truly, truly awesome.

The shorts beforehand were amazing:

What is Nothing? I think it was a school film on math, but played out more like an acid trip filmed by Bergman.

Two short films by Something Awful’s Lowtax’s 5 year old daughter were hilarious and involved Jesus moving into a monster house in France and marrying a frog, I don’t even, but they were funny as shit.

Jack the Giant Killer itself and its riffs had us peeing ourselves.

The boys look great and they seemed to be having a great time and we even got a song by Kevin during the movie’s opening credits. It was a hilarious night.