One wasn’t enough to express my feelings on the matter.
Rifftrax released a template. I got a little too excited.
A random Mike Nelson appears. This must be what John Green fans feel like when he randomly shows up in a post.
For everyone who went to Rifftrax Live last night for the encore of Plan 9 From Outer Space…now you can wear Tor Johnson on your thong (or anywhere else…they even have Criswell Predicts stuff).
And may I take this opportunity to say that Mike Nelson gets better and better looking as the years go on? He was pretty hot in ‘09 when they did this, but he was twice as hot for Birdemic and Manos a few months ago.
And nothing, NOTHING, is more adorable than Bill and Kevin trying not to crack up (also? Pretty handsome dudes as well)
Why, Mike Nelson, you looked positively fuckable tonight.
IT’S RIFFTRAX LIVE TONIGHT, BITCHES!!!!
He was amazing at last week’s RiffTrax.
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I haven’t been this creeped out by a short film since I saw Magic Journeys at Disneyland. Which, by the way, was about 20 years too dated when I was a kid.
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Just got back from Rifftrax Live
It was awesome. Truly, truly awesome.
The shorts beforehand were amazing:
What is Nothing? I think it was a school film on math, but played out more like an acid trip filmed by Bergman.
Two short films by Something Awful’s Lowtax’s 5 year old daughter were hilarious and involved Jesus moving into a monster house in France and marrying a frog, I don’t even, but they were funny as shit.
Jack the Giant Killer itself and its riffs had us peeing ourselves.
The boys look great and they seemed to be having a great time and we even got a song by Kevin during the movie’s opening credits. It was a hilarious night.