Fuck you, Office Depot
1 subject notebook at Office Depot: 3.00
1 subject notebook at Target: .17
2 inch binder at OD: 8.99
2 inch binder at Target: 3.00
What OD salesguy said to me when I balked at the over 100 total I was about to pay for not a lot of stuff: “Well, go to Target, then, if you don’t like it.”
What I said to him: “Well. Bye.” Left all my stuff right there on the counter and walked out.
What Target said when I realized how much I was saving there (about 70% overall): “Office Depot? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. Those A-holes. Glad you had the balls to walk out like you did and come here instead.”
Even bought myself some nail polish and purple gel pens that are supposed to be “quick-drying! Good for lefties!” And STILL made out about 70% less than what I was going to spend at OD.
I will never shop somewhere because I’m in a hurry and it’s closer ever again.
I just made the President’s List at school
Stunned isn’t quite the word I want here.
Midterm exam for my comedy class. Hand drawn because I didn’t have time to do it up properly. I got the highest grade in my class, though.
MY MATH FINAL IS OOOOOOOVVVVAAAAHHHH
I got a 102%
with 650 points needed for a perfect A, I should finish out at 662 points!
I AM A MATH GENIUS. AS LONG AS THIS IS THE HARDEST MATH I WILL EVER TAKE.
Left handed desk.
Who is with me getting left handedness protected by government so there are enough lefty desks for ALL and no shitty right handed scissors and when you ask for a left handed product you don’t have to accept “oh, deal with it” for an answer when you get a right handed thing?
I wasn’t lying, you guys. See? This is totally the email I got this morning from my professor!
What Does It Mean…
When you email your final to your professor and all he has to say for himself is, “There’s something seriously wrong with you?”
Hell, I’m skipping class to go to where ever this is because the weather there is a hell of a lot nicer than the 80+ degree days we are still having.
midterms
…that awkward week when everything else around you is going wrong like the universe waited to unleash hell on you until this particular week so the people who deserve fatal bollockings LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER GODDAMNED DAY because you just don’t have the time.
Way better than when yearbook staff invented a one “Phil Minutz” and inserted him into random places in the yearbook.
